I just love touching myself

I had to lie to someone today and it hurt because I hate lying.

It’s been a week since I’ve masturbated and daMN IT I’M HORNY AS FUCK.

WOW DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT’S REALLY CUTE OR WHATEVER AND JUST START GRINNING AND HIDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PILLOW

(Source: batwoman)

I masturbate because if I can’t get my feelings out through my mouth, I need to get them out through my dick.

coralqueefs:

“how many friendships can i fuck up in one day” 

a book by me

Yup, turns out I’m around 35 lbs underweight.

Fanfuckingtastic.

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I hope I die in my sleep.